“Historically jelly has been a sophisticated dish for adults” (Link is to RealAudio file, warning!)

“We are clearly going to investigate this further within our cheese division.”

“The sound of bedtime”

Leach and flummery

“Statement of Influence: ‘Everything funny to occur since 1989 — including Arrested Development, the Numa Numa kid, and Bush not being able to open that door in China that one time — sprang forth fully formed from The Simpsons'”

A bunch of ways to conceal your email address