“Is rolling out the name of a 19th century writer really the best way to legitimize art being made now? Have we just decided to skip the 20th century entirely?”

“Dolphins are easily excited when they sense people making love. They get jealous and bang their noses against the window”

“Hidden doors and secret levers, an underground grotto, tunnels and a 2,000-square-foot sports bar … [and] a ‘secret and convenient lair with hidden entries’ … to indulge his ‘manic obsession with prostitutes’ and ‘addiction to cocaine and Ecstasy.'”